[Top Text: “No Such Thing As Marching Oboe?”
Bottom Text: “Learn another instrument!”]
[Top Text: “Watch Rose Parade”
Bottom Text:” Only Pay Attention to the Bands”]
[Top Text: Full orchestra, five sharps.
Bottom Text: Strings: I got this. Band: Shit…]
[Image Description: Background is eight triangles in a square like a pie, with each one a different shade of purple. A buffalo head looks straight forward to the left.
Top Text: “{TROMBONES DO IT IN SEVEN POSITIONS}”
Bottom Text: “{EIGHT IF YOU LIKE IT ON THE FLOOR}”]Yup, that’s right.
So my band was practicing for the holiday concert, and for some reason, some of the flutes kept playing A natural when it was supposed to be A flat, and vice versa.
The BD that was conducting that day finally got so fed up, he turned to one of the offending flutes and threatened, “If you don’t play the right notes, I will put you on an oboe!”
This same BD was also frustrated another time, and he accidentally flung his baton across the room from gesticulating wildly in annoyance.
tumbling. for once. im bored